10 fruits

There were three men who were lost in the
forest. They were then captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king then told
the prisoners that they could live if
they pass the trial. First step of the
trial is to go to the forest with the
cannibals and get ten pieces of the same
kind of fruit.

So all three men went separate ways to
gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the
king, "I brought ten apples."

The king then explains the trial to him.
You have to shove the fruits up your ass
without any expression on your face or
you'll be eaten. The first apple went
in.. but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so the savages fell upon him and
devoured him.

The second one arrives and shows the king
his ten fruits were berries.

When the king explained the trial to him
he thought to himself that this should be
easy.

1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8...
on the ninth berry he suddenly burst out
in laughter. Summarily he was rended limb
from limb and eaten.

The first guy and the second guy met in
heaven. The first one asked, "Why did
you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
The second one replied, "I couldn't help
it.. I looked up and saw that the third
guy coming with an armload of watermelons."