Saturday, July 10, 2010
sui-side
veeru says to jai: jai iss gabbar ka kya karna haijai: iske body mein sui chubha chuba ke maar dalo aur phir sui iske baju me rakh dopolice aake dekhegi ti samajh jayegi...........ki ye Sui-Side ka case hai
new husband and a new dog
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
twisted red riding hood
The big bad wolf tells little red riding hood to suck his dick.
She says... "Look fucker! Quit changing the story! You’re supposed to eat ME!"
She says... "Look fucker! Quit changing the story! You’re supposed to eat ME!"
rubix v/s penis
What does a rubix cube and a Penis have in common?
A: The more you play with it the harder it gets.
A: The more you play with it the harder it gets.
framing..
A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ."
The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it."
The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it."
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Guy fucking girlfriend in car caught by Cop
This guy and his girlfriend were going at it hot and heavy in the backseat of his car. A knock was heard on the window and there stood a cop. The guy got out, shaking like a leaf. The cop said that he wouldn't arrest him if he could be next.
The guy got back in the car and finished with his girlfriend. When he got out again, he was still shaking like a leaf. The cop said there was no reason to be scared, because he wouldn't arrest him if he could be next. The guy said 'I'm not afraid that you'll arrest me, it's just that I've never done it with a cop before!"
The guy got back in the car and finished with his girlfriend. When he got out again, he was still shaking like a leaf. The cop said there was no reason to be scared, because he wouldn't arrest him if he could be next. The guy said 'I'm not afraid that you'll arrest me, it's just that I've never done it with a cop before!"
train journey
A Man & a Pretty Woman Who had never met Before Found Themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train.
The man on the Top Bunk & the Lady on the Bottom Bunk.
During the Night, Man woke & asked "Sorry to Bother you But would you reach into the closet to get me a 2nd blanket, I'm freezing!"
She replied: "I've a better idea, Why don't we pretend we are married?"
"Wow What a Great Idea!" he said.
"Good" she said, "Get Your Own Blanket you lazy Bastard!"
The man on the Top Bunk & the Lady on the Bottom Bunk.
During the Night, Man woke & asked "Sorry to Bother you But would you reach into the closet to get me a 2nd blanket, I'm freezing!"
She replied: "I've a better idea, Why don't we pretend we are married?"
"Wow What a Great Idea!" he said.
"Good" she said, "Get Your Own Blanket you lazy Bastard!"
Jale hue lips
aaj galfrnd ko kiya kiss aur jal gaye lips!
wah wah
aaj galfrnd ko kiya kiss aur jal gaye lips!
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Qki wo kha kar aayi thi BINGO RED CHILY CHIPS :*
wah wah
aaj galfrnd ko kiya kiss aur jal gaye lips!
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Qki wo kha kar aayi thi BINGO RED CHILY CHIPS :*
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